Dear Uncomplicated Guy,

I'm not sure if you ever take time to read this blog. But I'm hoping that you do. Been meaning to tell you these but you never gave me the chance:

1. I'm sorry that I'm too complicated for your taste. God made me with too many nuts and bolts, I simply cannot afford to be simple.
2. I'm sorry that I have a tendency to nag. I am a woman, after all.
3. I'm sorry that I cannot lose weight just for you. I will lose weight, definitely, for my own good. Doc said my right lumbar scoliosis would only get worse if I don't.
4. I'm sorry I laugh too much, I can't help that it makes me irresistible.
5. I'm sorry that I'm naturally charming.
6. I'm sorry that I cannot control my eyes from flirting with you.
7. I'm sorry I can't help but play with my dangling earrings when i'm with you
8. I am really sorry, I am too 'sexy' for a simple, light-hearted, happy guy.