Saturday, May 22, 2004

Wanted: Volunteer/s

I am currently working on an experiment that's out to debunk the "When Harry Met Sally" theory that men and women can never be friends because sex always gets in the way.

I need a volunteer with whom I can develop a serious platonic relationship.

To qualify you must:

1. Be a certified male, without any homosexual tendency
2. Be a good conversationalist (can talk about mortality ala C.S. Lewis and showbiz chismis ala Boy Abunda)
3. Be able to tolerate gayspeak and Kris Aquino taglish--we're from the same generation, sorry :o(
4. Love good food
5. Have more than one talent since I think I have ADHD
6. Be funny. Can be corny too, as long as you can manage to look really good, and pathetic, while delivering those lame punchlines
7. Be able to videoke to death
8. Look good enough to kiss, just in case, since one can not really predict the outcome of an experiment, right?

Rewards:

Lots of laughter and good times. (I hope! Remember, this is an experiment.)

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