A bratinella and a brat

What happens when a bratinella and a brat decide to go out on a date? They end up setting the new record for the world's shortest date ever. The bumpy date started at the driveway of the East Wing of Galleria and ended at almost the same spot, as soon as bratinella decided to get off the brat's still moving F@#~& * car.

The date was nothing more than a hostile drive from Gale to the driveway of one of the motels located near ULTRA, and back. It consisted of some futile pa-cute, and pa-sweet persuasive efforts from the brat and a firm determination not to get aroused from the bratinella, half an un-exciting kiss, and a lot of coño cursing in between.

Bratinella got mad because the brat was stupid and thought she was easy prey. He came dressed to undress and didn't even bother to treat bratinella to a nice dinner before proceeding to the motel. Motel was too 1-star for bratinella. Of course, it didn't help that bratinella knew that brat has absolutely no talent and no sense of humor. Bratinella is definitely smarter than brat. But brat is a goodlooking hunk.

Brat got mad because he thought she lied when she said she has her period. Bratinella threatened to show the bloody napkin but it was really just a threat because she was, of course, really disgusted by the idea. Brat got really mad whe he did not see the bloody napkin so now bratinella thinks brat has fetish for bloody napkin (eeewww--he's weirder than I thought). Brat hates bratinella's guts. He couldn't stand being beside a woman who was evidently smarter and more headstrong. But bratinella is pretty with cup C.

Bratinella was so amused that she got the brat so pissed he couldn't stop himself from cursing her through text after she got off from his car. Bratinella is naka-isa! hehe. She was smiling and laughing while narrating the story to friends. Friends think bratinella is crazy, but that's something they've known for a long time so it was no big deal, really.

But, two days after, bratinella belatedly realized that, apart from being amused, she's mad too. So she decided to turn psycho. Now brat can no longer turn on his cellphone. ;o) There's no telling when her psycho streak will end.

Bratinella's friends think both bratinella and brat are twisted for even wanting to be together when they do not really have anything in common and have only spent time arguing about almost everything. Twisted, yeah, but definitely not boring.

*Warning: Never date a guy for some twisted reason, unless you're pretty sure you're the one who can put one over him, and not the other way around. Better yet, don't even bother ;o)